Two men, one Chinese and an Indian were sitting in a bar, drinking shot after shot. The Indian man said to the Chinese, 'You know... my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once..' We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love... I told them that openly and now, I've a hell lot of family problems.'
The Chinese said, "Talking about love marriages... I'll tell you my story... I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and married her, so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.
Legally, now my daughter is my mother and my wife is my grandmother. More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle too...... See more
Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son, also legally my brother, is my grandson.. Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson.. And you say you have family problems...???"