A stupid Joke

Cerita ini mengisahkan tentang seorang lelaki yang bernama jimmy.dia ni org johor…

Die ade awek name Julie.julie nih dok kt perlis..

Diorng nih xpnah jumpe sblom nih,juz msg n call aje..

Gamba pon diorng xpernah tengok sbb mereka hanya memakai nokia 3310i

Diorng da xthan nk jumpe sngat2…

Diorng pon berpakat akn berjumpe pada hari raye pertama..

Dan diorng brcdang utj berjumpe di rumah julie..

Julie telah beritahu keluarga dia yg jimmy akan dtng beraya kerumah mereka..

Pada seminggu sebelom hari raye,Julie terlibat dgn satu kemalangan..

Mayat julie selamat dikebumikan. .

Seluruh keluarga Julie sngt bersedih atas pemergian Julie..

Julie di dapati terkoban dalam kemalangan tersebut..

Akan tetapi,jimmy tidak mengetahui hal ini..

Kebetulan,hp jimmy rosak pada hari kematian Julie..

Sehari sebelum raya,bru lah hp die siap dibaiki…

Apabila hp da ok,jimmy terus msg Julie..

Mesej yg dihantar oleh jimmy tersebut semua di'reply'..

Pada hari yg ditetapkan,dgn alamat yg pernah diberi oleh Julie kpd jimmy..

Jimmy bertolak dr johor pd subuh awl syawal,dan smpai di perlis pd ptng ari 2 juga dengan memandu kereta proton wira 1.6 kepunyaan kwn baiknya…

Bila smpai shj dirumah Julie,dia terus bagi salam dan memperkenalkan diri kepada ibu bapa Julie...

Ibu bapa Julie pon menyuruh jimmy duduk..

Mereka perbualan dgn bertnya tntang diri jimmy..tetapi mata jimmy terjenguk2 kearah dapur dan bilik2 yg ade dirumah tersebut kot2 ade Julie keluar atau menyorok dri dia..

Jimmy semakin tidak senang duduk..

Setelah lama berbual,jimmy pon tny pasal Julie kerana beliau tidak tahan nk berjumpa dgn Julie..

Ibubapa Julie menyarankan supaya jimmy banyak bersabar…

Jimmy semakin hairan,dan bertanya kepada ibubapa Julie,

"kenapa mak cik ngan pak cik??ape yg da berlaku pd Julie??"

"Julie telah meninggal dunia" kata ibu Julie..

Jimmy semakin kehairanan..

Jimmy bertanya"bila mak cik??sbb apa??"

Ibu bapa Julie pon menceritakan tentang hal kejadian..

Jimmy agak terkejut,Tetapi jimmy tidak percaya kerana beliau ade sms dgn Julie sebelum berangkat ke perlis

Jimmy pon tunjuk semua sms itu kpd ibu bapa Julie..

Setelah membaca dan melihat no telefon tersebut,ibu bapa Julie hairan kerana cara sms dan no telefon itu memng Julie yg punye…

Utk mendapatkan kepastian,ibu bapa Julie bawak jimmy ke tnah perkuburan Julie..

Jimmy maish x berpuas ati dan mengorek kubur Julie…

Memng betol Julie sudah mati dan berada didalm kubur tersebut..

Jimmy semakin hairan dan ketakutan…

Sebelum julie meninggal,julie telah berpesan kpd org tua die supaya kalo dia mati,tnm skali hp die sbb die terlalu syg kt hp nih..

Ibu bapa Julie turut menceritakan hal ini kepada jimmy..

Jimmy pon cuba sms Julie didepan ibu bapa Julie,

"awk ngah wat pe??"

Tidak lma kemudian,hp jimmy berbunyi dan ade satu sms diterima,apabila buka shj sms tersebut,kesemua mereka terkejut beruk kerana sms itu dibalas oleh Julie dan sms tersebut berbunyi

"xde wat papepon..awk da smpai ke??"

Jimmy semakin panic dan membalas "ibu bapa awk kata awk da MATI??"

Dan Julie pon balas "memng sy da meninggal.."

Jimmy cuba beraniakn dri dan membalas semula sms tersebut dgn "ABES 2,MCM MANE AWK BOLEH BALAS SEMUA SMS SY??"

Tidak lama kemudian,hp jimmy pon berbunyi lg...

Kesemua mereka menjadi semakin panik,takut dan mcm bermain difikiran mereka semasa jimmy hendak membaca sms tersebut...

Apabila mereka baca sms tersebut,mereka jd terkejut BEROK & kehairanan n terpinga-pinga…

Kerana sms etrsebut berbunyi

"DIGI ADA DIMANA-MANA"… hahahahahahahaha haha….

Berbuka Posa di..

Buat kesekian kalinya, aku telah dijemput secara tidak rasmi utk berbuka puasa bersama kontraktor2 ku..

Yang pertama,

Berbuka puasa dia Kelab Darul Ehsan (KDE) Ampang.. makanan,boleh laaa...nak kata sedap sgt pun idak.. tak sedap pun idak.. lintang pukang aku cungkit dari site nak ke KDE..hampeh,makan seghope nak idak jer..



Yang kedua,
Hari berikutnya, 16 Sept, Renaissance Hotel, Jln Ampang, sblah opis aku.. MasyaAllah..sedap tol..aku jemput org umah aku dtg skali.. ye laa..opis dekat jer..kat klcc.. hehehe.. contractor aku yg blanja neh mmg beso..so blanja pun beso laaa.. sekepala rm85 tak silap aku..sama gak,aku lintang pukang cungkit dari pd nak balik kl semata2 nak makan pree..hahahhaa..

so ni la 2 gambo staff2 alcatel yg menghadirkan diri dengan muka tak malu nyer kat KDE and Renaissance Hotel

Oh Crap~!

This is what is saw during my work time and trying to fly to lowyat plaza.. hehehe,luckily i havent been caught by my boss..

this bus is heavily damaged already, the exhaust intake or we called is extractor has been damaged.. i didnt know the details since i was in a hurry to go to lowyat plaza before anyone see me..

Bangau oh Bangau

This is one of the unusual site in KL. Flamingos in town... hehehe

HERMES

Pictures tells u a thousand words.. :D

Pouring It On Mother Earth

Here is another snapshot that i managed to take while driving back.. This one was taken by N82

so this is the shot of rain pouring down on earth

Langit Merah di Ufuk Senja

Yesterday while i was driving back to my home town to fast for the first day with my parents.. and suddenly i saw this orange colored sky..

it was so nice and while driving at 140km/h, i managed to snap 3 shots of this pictures using my SE C902

I think its a nice shot!!

Amex Corporate Card

Today, i just received my AMEX Corporate Card..with unlimited spending money.. Hehe,so now let go shopping...wakakakkaka..

1-BUY SUBARU IMPREZA VERSION 7 STI PRODRIVE
2-DUCATI
3-ASUS GAMING LAPTOP DUAL
4-HIGH END PC/MAC

Crack on MRR2

Last Sunday when i want to go out to Ampang, I encountered something that happened few years ago.. a crack on one of the MRR2 support pillars..

At first i thought that the traffic jam just a normal one due to accident that frequently happened on MRR2..it was a long queue plus slow like siput.. i called my sweetie and asked her what happened since she's at home..

she later told me that the problem was a crack on MRR2 had damaged 2 cars earlier that morning around 7 o'clock.. and i had to waste nearly an hour before i can get passed the massive traffic jam..

what come to my mind is,what actually JKR or any other party did when they closed the MRR2 years back for nearly a year or so? is the quality of the work bad or is there corruption already involved during the re-construction?

we need to as samy vellu about this matter.. well, in the news a couple of days ago said the would willing to co-operate with the free investigation body..

well,we just wait and see the outcome of the investigation which i doubt that it will be the truth..

LRT Did It Again

Today, i was stuck in the PUTRA LRT for nearly 2 1/2 hours.. Dear GOD, i was nearly having a cramp muscle due to this..

Its started when i went to Taman Bahagia LRT station at approximately 8.30 a.m. Then i saw a notice said that "Perkhidmatan LRT akan tergendala selama 1/2 jam".. And at that time,i really had a bad feeling bout it.. And my feeling came true.. The delay was nearly 45 minutes before the the first train came up..

And gosh,it was a tin sardin already.. And i waited for the next train.. Still the same old tin sardin.. Then i got on the third train.. nearly tin sardin but still got space.. i thought that i can reach my HQ in 20-25 minutes.. and my prediction was wrong.. For every station, they stopped nearly for 10 minutes..

Lastly, i reached HQ at Dang Wangi at 10.45 a.m.,which is very late considering I'm working in HQ right now..

Dang~!!!